Monday, April 9, 2012

Gnome Madness

Alright folks, Ms. Wood is 3 under par, one swing away from winning the SiMasters . . . .



Here comes the swing . . .



FOUR!



Aaaaand that sucker is OUTTA here!



Welcome back all to another episode of Outta the Wood Work. Everyone is off doing their own thing, passing the time until the next birth.

And for Parsley and Primrose, that means beaning each other senseless with pillows.



Wow, they'll be lucky to avoid some sort of brain damage with those kind've swings. And yet again, you'll notice that they went to mom's room to battle. Holly's pillows must be filled with bricks or something.



Birch - Aaah, nothing beats a quality peanut butter and banana sammich in your undies.

I'll just take your word for it. O_o



Parsley - I have an idea! A MASTERFUL idea!

Primrose - *not impressed*



Parsley - I'm going to make a real, working space shuttle and go to Mars for my science-fair project! I'm sure to win with that!

Primrose - Interesting thought . . . how are you going to account for the changes in gravity? You'd have to train with weights.

Birch - Wat?



Birch - You guys are six. Why are you talking about space shuttles and gravity? What about the scary dragons under the bed and the princesses that need saving?

Parsley and Primrose - . . . lame.



Queen Ann's Lace - T.V. is EVIL!!! *HISSSSSSSS*



Annie? Since when do you not like the T.V.?

Q. Ann - Since now, when it takes a hiss-fit to clear the room so I can enjoy the cushy couch in peace.

Wow . . . spoiled much?



Primrose - So, I plugged your specs for your shuttle into the computer earlier. Bad news bears, you'd die a horrible fiery death before you even cleared our atmosphere.

Parsley - Shucks . . . oh well, there's always the lima-bean fallback.



Holly was passing the late night hours working on her piano skills. Annie decided to come in and sing (caterwaul) along



And apparently the racket sent Holls right into labor. Look at that face, though. She's like, 'ho-hum, labor again. Whatevs.' Lololol



Introducing Mulberry Wood! He was born with Friendly and Disciplined traits, inheriting daddy's purple skin and mama's super-gene red hair and amber eyes.



And his twin sister, introducing Myrtle Wood! She was born with the Athletic and Hates the Outdoors traits, also with daddy's skin as well as his brown eyes, and an unfortunate case of default hair.



BONUS PICS :

That . . . is one unfortunate looking puppy. Jack Russel-ish build and colorings with a poodle-type fur? O_o No wonder he's a stray . . .



The gnomes were hanging out on the lawn, a typical afternoon.



When all of a sudden . . . a random gnome appeared! Welcome to the group Reginald the Mr. Mysterious Gnome, found by Parsley in the mausoleum while on a field trip.



And the next day, I pan out to the mailbox and find THIS. O_o

Neville - Success!

Reginald - Indeed!

Neville and Reginald - And we shall call him . . . mini-me!

Actually we're gonna call him Jarvis. -_-



How did the other gnomes take this most recent addition?

Snuggles - I don't wanna live on this planet anymore . . .



Ralphie - Come, trusted llama steed! HIGH-OH SILVERRRRRR!



Cosgrove - Neville iz boy gnome . . . Reginald iz boy gnome . . . how do zhey make baby gnome? I am confused . . .



Midnight - My son just had a baby with a strange gnome he just met yesterday . . . this is my heart-attack pose.



It wasn't long before they were all back together in a big pack again, though.



Reginald - *hip thrust*

Neville - Whoa, guy, not in front of the group . . . O_o



Unfortunately it looks like 'hip thrust' is Reggie's default setting . . . XD

No comments:

Post a Comment