Saturday, April 21, 2012

New Arrivals

Hickory - Here-ye, here-ye, gather 'round everyone! You are now in the presence of Sir Hickory, maple cured and smoked in awesome.



Indeed, it's time again for another Wood Work update, and we return to our regularly scheduled format with mama Wood working on her mad guitar skillz.



You know, in between the puking and all. Poor thing. But prices must be payed for the precious babies.



To break up the monotony Holly decided she wanted to jam for a bit on the karaoke machine . . .



Diva much? Lol



Holly - . . . you've GOT to be kidding me.

Seriously, that's only the third time it's been used.



Mulberry - Well I didn't turn it on.

Myrtle - I sure as heck didn't. So if I didn't, and you didn't, then who did?!

Reginald - Ninjaaaaaaaaaa . . .



Holly and Hickory share some chit-chat.



Myrtle makes sure to give Annie some love.



And then Holly decides to do some slip'n'slide outside. I think I was bored and letting her do her own thing, hence the randomness, lolol.



Trying to get some more skill points in the photography skill, I was bouncing her around at random public lots. Just showcasing some of Lunar Lakes' awesomeness.



Out to the Art Gallery . . . hey, Remedy! You're not supposed to be here, you're ruining my story line! <_< ... >_> ... <_<

Remedy - Sorry guy, the ladies can't get enough of the berry.

Emberlynn - Oooo, he's pretty . . .

Maxine - Yum.

Orphal - My ex-wife is oogling another man. :<

-_-



Sometime later, back at the house Holly stops dead in her tracks on the front porch. And stays there. For an HOUR.

Myrtle - Hey mom.

Holly - Hi sweetie.



*more time passes*

Mulberry - Hey mom.

Holly - Hi sweetie. *pop*



Hi Waterlily!

Waterlily - It's that same truck . . . *suspicious glare*



Myrtle - I love the rain.

Mulberry - Oh yah, it's nice.

Hickory - *obnoxious yawn* Boooooring.

Hey now, no need to be a snot Hickory-*******-Dock.



Foot massaaaaaaaaage . . .



Mulberry - So, you're having ANOTHER baby, mom? Don't you think this is a little excessive? You're like, a hoarder. But with babies instead of newspapers.

Myrtle - Oh Great Berries preserve me, you did NOT just say that . . .

Holly - .... >:D



Holly - So, pending your immediate demise, I'm thinking some extra chores around the house and general kissing up might get you back on my good side and earn my forgiveness . . .

Mulberry - Aww, man.

Myrtle - Saw that one coming.



After the kids go to bed, Holly stays in front of the TV enjoying some special programing . . .



The next day, Hickory's back to playing Royalty. He really loves that game. A lot.



Myrtle parks herself in front of a game system.



And Mulberry attempts to recover from the gazillion chores Holly has him slaving away at.



And meanwhile . . . baby time!



Introducing Pecan Wood! Born with the traits Good and Loves the Outdoors.



And introducing his twin (and I think they're identical) brother, Pine Wood! Born with the traits Clumsy and Grumpy.



BONUS PICS -

Holly's newest grandsons have reached their teen stage! Still looking a whole lot like daddy. Linus -



And Nigel Wood.



Queen Ann's Lace has taken up Hunting in her twilight years. Here she is, stalking some beetles . . .



The fight is on!



Whoa, that doesn't look promising . . . O_o



Pffft, as if there was ever any doubt. ^_^



Quick, it's Gnome Talent Day guys!



Ralphie's impression of a slip'n'slider . . .



Snuggles miming the puppy trash can . . .



Reginald, hand-stand of awesome. Even the other gnomes are in awe.



But Neville gives us the BAWS Pose . . . and I think we have a winner, folks.



But you just can't keep a good gnome down.

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