Building an Army

Holly was outside, taking care of those pesky bills again, when she suddenly realized there was someone standing uncomfortably close.



Turns out it was a fellow by the name of Jordan Mallone (made by Jazarkrazaj/Phaeton).



Jordan was quick to introduce himself when Holly asked, which he did rather energetically. He then told Holly that he knew all about what she was doing, how she was having a hundred kids, that he approved of the choice. And that he wanted very much to contribute.



Before Holly could properly bask in that, though, Jordan suddenly launched into a bit of a tirade. It seemed that he, too, was attempting to breed a hundred babies, but not for the reasons Holly was.



Jordan told her the story of how his fiance Lucky had been kidnapped by aliens a few years ago. At first he'd been devastated and lost.



But then, on his graduation day he'd thought of the perfect solution. The world needed an army to repel what was no doubt an eminent invasion, and he'd just have to make them himself.



Well . . . to say that Holly was a little taken aback would be a vast understatement. She'd never run into this particular brand of crazy before. Did she really want to take the chance that his mental problems would pass down to any children she might have? . . . . And yet . . . he DID have such pretty hair . . . .



Holly decided to move forward despite her reservations. She told Jordan that she'd let him help her with her 'army.' He was overjoyed.



Then she gave him some flowers, to hopefully distract him from all the 'alien' talk.



He approved.



With that, Holly quickly took him upstairs. She'd prefer to get this one over and done with as soon as possible. She didn't want Jordan around her other children for long if she could help it.



Jordan was just as eager to get things started, so there were no problems on that score.



After the deed was done, Jordan was the first to get out of bed. And have a small moment where he thought one of his hands was trying to kill him.



Once he got that under control, he suddenly turned to Holly with a triumphant grin. He said that he was sure they'd made a baby, to which Holly nodded indulgently.



Then he went on to tell her that he'd be back once the baby was born to take it off her hands.

.....

Do what now?



It seemed Jordan was under the impression that whatever children they made together would be going with him, to increase his own 'army.' Hah. Holly was quick to correct him of that oversight. Nobody was taking her babies anywhere, end of discussion.



Jordan was a little shocked, to say the least, but Holly didn't much care at this point.



She told Crazy McCrazytown to get the heck out of her house before she was forced to kick him out.



A glimpse of lucidity peeked through Jordan's eyes at that. He apologized profusely for his bizarre behavior, mentioning something about split-personalities, and begged her forgiveness for thinking of taking her children away. Holly wanted to stay mad at him . . .



But in the end he was just too cute. She waved him down, saying that so long as he didn't come back here trying to take her babies away that they could still be friends and he could visit his child whenever he wanted. Jordan was thrilled, and they parted on fairly good terms after that.



((Jordan Mallone is the future baby-daddy to my friend Phaeton's 100 Baby Challenge, if he ever decides to get it up and running. And what's revealed here is actually the back-story for why Jordan is attempting it, which I thought was hilarious. Phaeton doesn't have an account on this site, so if anyone is interested in downloading Jordan to use in their games let me know and I'll upload him for ya. ))

BONUS PIC :

All of my gnomes together again . . .