Friday, March 16, 2012

Tent-Tacular

We begin today's update with Bismarck attempting to share with his younger sister Wysteria the joys of true love. Wystie, however, does not look convinced.

Bismarck - Two hearts beating together is beautiful!

Wysteria - Garbage. GARBAGE! I am so offended by that statement I just went cross-eyed.

Willow - Uh . . . huh. Listen, are you two done eating yet? I'm trying to do the dishes, here . . .



Later on, in the shower, Bismarck was on the receiving end of his twin Bellflower's mischievous villainy. I dunno, I kind've think aqua-blue is a good color on him . . .



That night, Holly decided to take an evening stroll in the park, hoping to run across a new candidate for her ever-expanding family tree. Lo and behold, she spots a possibility, who seems equally intrigued by her.



Turns out his name is Augustus Belarius (by Jessu). Noting his interest, Holly wastes little time in putting on the charm.



And a lot of it.



But then Augustus gives Holly a bit of a surprise when he suddenly cuts off her flirtation que . . .



And informs the girl in no uncertain terms that he is on board and ready to go.



Holly - Oh-ho. Person person PLUS. :D



Given Auggie's enthusiasm, there really isn't any reason to waste time. Holly glances around, and espies the perfect place to continue their activities.



Augustus apparently has no problems with this method, and climbs right in.

Holly - . . . babies . . .





Later on, back her house, Augustus is a bit let down when he discovers that he can't stay with Holly forever. Our baby-mama is quick to console him though, and give him a bit of a pep-talk to get him back on track.

Holly - Aw, don't sweat it, Auggie. It's not the end of the world. You're plenty cute, you'll have another girl in no time. And if you happen to hook up with one of my daughters, I want more grandbabies. So get on out there and hop to it.



The next day, while waiting on her baby bump, Holly decided to take a trip down to the hospital. Why, you ask? Well the hospital had recently begun offering plastic surgery, and Holly had decided she'd had enough with the bazooka bewbs.

Holly - I hope I don't come out of here infected with radioactive waste, glowing like an orange popsicle.



Luckily, 3,500 simoleons later, Holly came back out with a successful breast reduction and no glowy-orange bits.



BONUS PICS :

I spotted Hyacinth outside the grocery store in her Super Villain outfit. I have no idea what she's crying about, though . . .





Queen Ann's Lace - Cutest kitty evar? <3

Yes . . . I think that might be a safe bet.



It seems Holly's plasma bushes have finally paid off. Everyone meet Fang, the Vampire gnome!



And also meet Huey, Dewy and Hassenfeffer. I love the stray animals, but Holly's house is busy enough. Plus they have an annoying habit of cancelling flirtation ques and causing my STR to reset back to friendly . . . >:(



And finally, it seems baby-mama Melody Sky has found love and married. Unfortunately it's with an EA premade, not one of Holly's sons. :( Oh well, so long as she's happy.

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