I'm currently standing outside this huge house I just inherited in the beautiful resort town of Hidden Springs. Awesome, right? Except that it comes with a few . . . strings attached. Apparently I'm the very last of my family bloodline. My great-great Uncle Cypress, after spending his life unsuccessfully trying to add to the family tree (read: complete social disaster) left everything in his will to me; a huge house, and over a million simoleons in cash. But in order to claim and keep it all, I apparently have to single-handedly bring the Wood family back from the brink of extinction. I only get the house and 20,000 up front, and then another 10,000 for every child born. Yeah, you read that right. The kooky old bat wants me to have a hundred kids! And not only that. In order to insure the best possible flooding of the gene-pool, I have to nab a different father each time I get pregnant!
I guess it's a good thing I wanted children in the first place . . . .
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